The pioneers of AS1 Dungeon

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This is a picture that is some 7 months overdue.Haha. Yes.. defintely taken at the dungeon, some distance away from the " This is a smoke free(ly) campus" sign. Ok lah... Not all the lao jiaos are around, some only. Better than none right.

CD PRO 2 Exam

无间道之CDPRO2年终试卷

数学题
1.『GY』这个字在一到六集中出现多少次？
(A)三次(B)六次(C)八次(D)十次

2.一到六集中，CDPRO2总共出现几台？
(A)27台(B)29台(C)31台(D)35台

3.第二集中，GY仁说要将『内建』CDPRO2卖多少给肚烂明？
(A)两百万(B)十万(C)五百完(D)免费

4.承上题，GY仁在第六集中答应十万块卖出，请问GY仁要求哪种付款方式？
(A)支票(B)刷卡(C)现金(D)分期


华文题
1.黄畅秋的口头禅
(A) 三小(B)干(C)操(D)你老师咧

2.第二集中，GY仁在肚烂明试听音乐时，曾经说了什么？
(A)你的表情真变态(B)这是三小(C)你现在还会肚烂吗(D)我先吃个面

3.韩老大在第三集曾说出要将黄畅秋当什么东西抓抓来炖？
(A)鱼(B)螃蟹(C)鸡(D)龙虾

4.ELVA的名言
(A)天上掉下来的GY
(B)你又合唱不是那样的GY
(C)GY的人，牵到北京也是GY的人
(D)原来你是如此的GY


人物题
1.刘文龙的哥哥是谁？
(A)刘文正(B)刘建明(C)刘文聪(D)刘德华

2.把厕所看做电梯的人是
(A)GY仁(B)黄畅秋(C)肚烂明(D)傻强

3.ELVA和GY仁的关系
(A)前女友(B)朋友(C)情侣(D)兄妹

4.谁出卖肚烂明？
(A)黄畅秋(B)GY仁(C)刘文龙(D)韩老大


地理题
1.第四集中，韩老大要肚烂明去哪里跳猛男秀才能拿到CDPRO2？
(A)会疯银行(B)GY仁音响店(C)光华商场(D)文聪猛男秀场

2.承上题，老畜牲中医诊所在第一题答案的
(A)旁边(B)对面(C)一百公尺(D)楼上

3.下列那些地方，黄畅秋和韩老大『不曾』同时出现？
(A)海?(B)暗室(C)天台(D)案发现场

4.第五集中，GY仁和黄畅秋约定见面，GY仁搭地铁後，出现在哪里？
(A)天桥(B)天台(C)地铁站(D)街道


问答题
1.黄畅秋将CDPRO2卖给哪些人？

2.傻强曾出现在哪几集中？并写出和他在一起的人。
　　　　　
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Any Computer Experts around?

Perhaps this blog can be further modified? You know make more chio.. then got picture and some animations. Or maybe some music.

If no one can do it, perhaps we can approach MM Lee? Since he offered Jamie Han assistance, perhaps if we are to approach him, the wise old man would recommend us his friend? Maybe free somemore hor.

Hypocrisy

Pardon me for radically oversimplifying matters, but I believe the current debate on rationality vs. irrationality has its roots in the fundamentally contradictory nature of the human being...

Think of it this way; inequality exists in the world as we experience it daily, and one is either on the winning or losing end of the said inequality. It seems to be the case that when human beings are on the losing end, they clamour for equality, making all sorts of outrageous claims to universal truths exhorting the freedom and equality of all human beings as by nature or too self-evident to allow any further explanation.

Conversely, put a human being on the winning end of that inequality and see if he or she will willingly relinquish this priviledged position. There is no exhaustive answer, I admit, but there can be no denial of the fact that there will be human beings who will not stick to their formerly held convictions and cling to their new found benefit (and we're not talking about a mere recalcitrant few).

It may not be too unreasonable then to call our present-day situation the so-called marvel of the enlightenment project: it deals with human hypocrisy by providing equality of opportunity to attain theoretically unlimited inequality in terms of individual gain, thus putting our fucked-up psyches into what can only be described as a perpetual spin...

But we know that this is partially a hoax: prevailing conditions at the time of a person's birth ultimately have a grave impact on this equality of opportunity... but the theoretical counterargument remains the same: there are avenues to climb to the top, but it requires an extraordinary force, as someone once said.

So if you can't make it, I'm afraid you will have to just suck it.

So you want to live your life vicariously through mine?

We watch movies and the television
We read books and newspapers
We play computer games
We surf the net and
You read my blog

When you were young you dreamt that you would be a hero right? So what are you doing still lost in that dream. When are you going to act your dreams out for real?

When you're 30?
When you're 40?
When you're 50?

Switchfoot: We were meant to live for so much more, but we lost ourselves.

And somewhere we live inside... the part of you that is real and not socially constructed. The authentic you is there :)

Human, All Too Human

Why does man worship god (the generic god)? Do we worship god for what he(?) truly is? Or is it because we want security from him? If we want security from him, aren't we using him as a means to an end and, thus, he becomes instrumental? If he's omnipotent then why should he put up with all this shit from all of us? If he's omnipotent then who are we to treat him so?

On the other hand, if we truly worship him for what he is (not that we can know for sure what he truly is), then why do we still ask him for all sorts of things? Doesn't that make us truly fucked up since we'll only revert to the situation above?

caoz...

wah biang eh si mi LJ??? talk abt so chim stuff here...eh brothers of As1 relax lah...its time we get down the hill and pick up some mei meis yeah? come on baby...oh btw hmm abt the vcds...i finally found it...bwahahhaa...i m actualli hor planning to sell it in auction leh...anyone interested boh?? mai ah ni kuan lah...nowsdays hor vcd no biz liao lah...and i still stuck wif one whole stack of vcds u know...siao liao lah...knn...so bobian hav to auction out the "limited edition" ones lah...sigh..times are bad...and ple looking for more chim stuff liaoz...why cant the world be simpler?

Unsophisticated Sophistication

Not that I want to lao lan or anything but some people like to pretend to be sophisticated when they aren't. But then he is a clever beast so who am I to say? Anyway that is not the point of this post (it will be the point in another post) so once again welcome to the AS1 Dungeon and heed this warning: DO NOT - I REPEAT - DO NOT HAVE ANY DESIGNS ON OUR BENCHES.

I need claymore mines to deter any intruders and some grenades to lob at PRC-ians.

ghosts and devils

-squawk-

it is important for us to make sure that our esteemed campus remains a good and healthy place for superstition, myth, and rustic legends of all sorts to sprout forth. As the representatives of all that is berserk in Arts, we must find a way to taunt the spirits out of hiding - this is especially important now that the humans are running wayward all over the planet.

sometimes, it would have been better if they didn't get out of the bronze age, eh?

let us rob context of its meaning, let us war with the unknown armies of normality. each and every one of us are avatars of personal truths and thundering intolerance.

where life science students butcher animals to find out about their physiology, let us be their counterpart in unholy rituals - let us patch togther, like ghastly necromancers, portions of theory, corpses of half-truth, and the flimsy gristle of normative ethics, into a monster stronger than any of the geneticists can make.

mwa ha ha ha.

i am quite, possibly, insane.

then again.

you read this long, not sian ah?

autobots, transform and roll out!

- the bald truth