Unsophisticated Sophistication

Not that I want to lao lan or anything but some people like to pretend to be sophisticated when they aren't. But then he is a clever beast so who am I to say? Anyway that is not the point of this post (it will be the point in another post) so once again welcome to the AS1 Dungeon and heed this warning: DO NOT - I REPEAT - DO NOT HAVE ANY DESIGNS ON OUR BENCHES.

I need claymore mines to deter any intruders and some grenades to lob at PRC-ians.