What's wrong huh? This is the X number of such cases?

Is it a clear case of youngster getting to lum nuah or is the training getting too siong ? Or has this always been the norm? Just that everything was covered up in the past?

http://www.mindef.gov.sg/display.asp?number=2510

29 June 2005
DEATH OF A FULL-TIME NATIONAL SERVICEMAN


A full-time National Serviceman, 3SG Ong Peng Ghee, 19, passed away this morning at the Singapore General Hospital (SGH). He was serving as a Section Instructor in the Basic Military Training Centre (BMTC).

3SG Ong joined a few of his colleagues in an informal, self-paced jog around BMTC in Pulau Tekong when he collapsed at around 0845hrs. He was given immediate medical attention and was evacuated by helicopter to SGH at about 0927hrs. He passed away at 1026hrs.

MINDEF and the SAF extend their deepest condolences to the family of the late 3SG Ong and will be assisting the family in their time of loss. MINDEF is conducting an investigation.

HR report

The HR manager received the following appraisal report one day:

Bob Tan, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always
finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
classed as an asset employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
executed as soon as possible.
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Later that day, the same HR manager received the following

Addendum:

That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report
Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

Microsoft Helpdesk

Dunno if these are actual cases but... some ppl are really retarded =)

Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, nothing happens, it must be really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet...it's still on my desk... sorry.
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Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Is that your left or my left?
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Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and...
Customer: Listen pal: don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates damn it!
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Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print.
Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'.
I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it...
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Customer: I have problems printing in red ...
Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer?
Customer: Aaah... thank you.
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Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
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Helpdesk: And now hit F8.
Customer: It's not working.
Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?
Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening.
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A customer couldn't get on the Internet: -
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I watched my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
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Helpdesk: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Helpdesk: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry ... Internet Explorer.
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!
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Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech Support, may I help you?
Old woman: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can You please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?
Helpdesk: Uhh... Pardon, I don't understand your problem?
Old woman: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago.
Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?
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F-U-C-K-E-D U-P

This is why I'm ashamed to be human...if the motherfucking sons of bitches can be called humans at all...

SAY NO TO FUR!!!

Guys, if any of you have blogs or anything please post this on your blogs. Either that or pass the link around. The motherfuckers gotta pay.

Puzzles

For those who know the answers please don't spoil it for the rest...

1) The Crimson Room

2) The Viridian Room

3) The Blue Chamber

4) The Mystery Of Time & Space

I dunno about you guys but these games feel a bit existentialist to me lolz. Try it. It's addictive.